B.S. #5 — SHORT QUIRK
Popeye Taught Me That Words Can’t Define Me
Meet my new spinach-eating guru
2 min readJan 16, 2023
Something strange is happening — more and more people are using the word “cute” to describe me. Not only that, I heard there’s a rumor going ‘round that I’m “quirky.”
Shiver me timbers — I yam disgustipated!