B.S. #5 — SHORT QUIRK

Popeye Taught Me That Words Can’t Define Me

Meet my new spinach-eating guru

Photo by Wikimedia Commons — cropped and edited by author

Something strange is happening — more and more people are using the word “cute” to describe me. Not only that, I heard there’s a rumor going ‘round that I’m “quirky.”

Shiver me timbers — I yam disgustipated!